23 lines
615 B
Python
23 lines
615 B
Python
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import random
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all_jokes = [
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"""- Do you have a girl friend?
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- yeah
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- nice! Where is she from?
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- A different nation
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- Oh really? Which nation?
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- Imagination""",
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"""Q: Why is the letter B so cool?
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A: Because it's sitting in the middle of the AC.""",
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"""Teacher: Make a sentence using the word "I"
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Student: I is..
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Teacher: No that is not correct, you should say I am
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Student: Ok. I am the ninth letter in the alphabet!""",
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"""Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
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Sam: No, he did it all by himself!"""
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]
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def random_joke():
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return all_jokes[random.randint(0, len(all_jokes) - 1)]
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