import random all_jokes = [ """- Do you have a girl friend? - yeah - nice! Where is she from? - A different nation - Oh really? Which nation? - Imagination""", """Q: Why is the letter B so cool? A: Because it's sitting in the middle of the AC.""", """Teacher: Make a sentence using the word "I" Student: I is.. Teacher: No that is not correct, you should say I am Student: Ok. I am the ninth letter in the alphabet!""", """Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Sam: No, he did it all by himself!""" ] def random_joke(): return all_jokes[random.randint(0, len(all_jokes) - 1)]